LOOSE ENDS:"Ice cream? No thanks","Here we go with the Pledge again","Oh Canada","Poll numbers go to pot","Boys,put up your dukes","Astrojobs","This man is a pig".

By D.C.

  Ice cream maker Ben and Jerry's has a new flavor.It's called "Schweddy Balls".It's described as "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and malt balls".The name comes from a 90's Saturday Night Live skit starring Alec Baldwin. Baldwin should just hit the showers and I'll stick with chocolate ice cream.

Here's the original story with video of the SNL skit,Ben & Jerry’s on Their New ‘Schweddy Balls’ Ice Cream Flavor: ‘Trust Me, it’s Real’

 This story gives me a chance to show this wonderful picture of Alec Baldwin.

  The Sept 8th edition of the Boston Herald has the following story;"Brookline group: Wave bye to Pledge of Allegiance in school". Here we go again,these people never give up. A group calling itself  Brookline Political Action for Peace is calling on the school board to ban the saying of the Pledge of Allegiance in schools. This is part of their reasoning,
  The activist group argues the pledge has no educational value and is “literally and psychologically a loyalty oath, reminiscent of McCarthyism or some horrific totalitarian regimes.”

 The school system already allows students to choose whether or not they want to say the Pledge.The lefties say that an all out ban would prevent students who do say the Pledge from bullying the students who don't say it. What? I think I see a few adults who might be doing some bullying here.

 There are some great quotes in the story from some veterans and others who are fighting these moonbats' dumb idea. Hopefully intelligence will prevail over idiocy.

 This story from Global Post via Salon,"Looking for work? Try Canada" is all about Americans jumping ship on the dream and heading up to the great white north.
 Here is a quote from one of these ship jumpers,
"I'm looking for a quiet, calm, sane, civilized society to start the next phase of my life," said Michael, an out-of-work, white-collar professional from Michigan who is seeking a temporary visa to come to Canada.

I remember an old phrase,"America,love it or leave it". Here is another one,"Hey Mike,don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."

From the AP wire,"Gov't survey: Illicit pot smoking on the rise".This story says that 7% of Americans are pot heads.Gallop has a tracking poll that shows roughly 20% of Americans are liberals. Do they really expect me to believe that the other 13% of liberals are not pot heads?

Also from AP,"Omaha teacher in student fight flap is fired". An Omaha 8th grade science teacher had two boys who were slapping and pushing each other in class.The teacher took the boys outside the school and told them to "slap it out". I admit,on face value it really doesn't sound like a bad idea,but trust me,it was a very bad idea.

 Do you need a job? Slate reports NASA might be looking for you,"Astronaut shortage: NASA needs more astronauts for space station, report finds". Sorry liberals,being "spaced out" is not what NASA is looking for.

 Speaking of "spaced out",also today in Slate a reader writes to the Dear Prudence advice column with a question," Must I tell my wife I'm bi-sexual?" This guy who wrote the letter is 75 years old.He has been married over 50 years.He says his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him in 20 years so he doesn't think his gay affair is really cheating.He asks if he should tell his wife about this affair.

 Thankfully,Prudence tells this jerk to spare his wife and not tell her about it.There is some truth in the saying,"Men are Pigs."  Oink! Oink!

 When I google searched "men are pigs pictures",one of the pics it brought up was of  New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd....HA HA,Now that's funny!